Six Feet Under: Season 1, Ep. 1

Claire: Well, I'm about to jump out of my skin.

Nate: Don't. I'm just barely holding it together. Are you still high?



Claire: I don't know. Am I sweating?

Nate: I know I am.

Claire: This is too fucking weird, it's been like three days and I'm still trapped in zombie world.

Nate: This is all happening to you.

Claire: Fuck off!

Nate: Sorry, but you're not the only who wasn't prepared for this. I came home expecting to sleep late and chow down on Mom's cooking for six days and now I find myself feeling like... I'm not even a part of this family.

Claire: I'd trade places with you in a heartbeat... what, at least you got out of here!

Nate: I live in a shitty apartment, which was supposed to be temporary. I work at a job, which was also supposed to be temporary until I figured out what I really wanted to do with my life, which apparently is nothing. I have lots of sex, but I haven't had a relationship last more than a couple of months. I don't even have the self-dicipline to floss daily. I've had four root canals, four! I'm 35, I've had four root canals!... I'm gonna be one of those losers who ends up in his deathbed saying "Where did my life go?".

Claire: No, you won't. You'll be saying "Where the hell's the morphine?". I'm just trying to cheer you up.

Nate: I spent my whole fucking life being cheerful.

Woman: I'm sorry about your father, but he's in a much better place now.

Nate: You are so right about that!... Who te hell is that?!

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Claire: No more bullshit.

Nathaniel: No more responsibility.

Claire: No more having to care.

Nathaniel: No more boredom!

Claire: No more waiting to die.